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Actually, I don't live here.

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I'm a social worker.

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We're ready for you now.

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Well, I expect you're all on tenterhooks
to hear what I have to say about

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Declan. So I'll try to get to the point
as quick as I can.

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Thank you.

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Only we find people get quite nervous
when they know we've been investigating

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their family backgrounds in case we find
out something terrible about them.

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I mean, it's not every family that when
I meet them for the first time they seem

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to be a coven of psychopathic devil
worshippers the way you did.

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But I'm glad we cleared up the
misunderstandings when we did because...

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As you know, we like our foster families
to have certain qualities.

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Loving.

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But with a certain amount of discipline.

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And above all, stable and reliable.

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So I'm glad to tell you that as a result
of our inquiries, we find you eminently

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suitable. And I see no reason why Declan
shouldn't be joining you permanently as

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soon as we can make arrangements.
Wonderful news!

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Right.

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Inquiries?

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I expect you all feel rather relieved.

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Yes, we do.

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So, is that it?

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Well, there are one or two things to be
tied up, but, well, they just require

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confirmation. If it's all right with
you, I'll come back first thing in the

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morning to go through those.

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Oh, yes, yes, that's fine. I just wanted
to put you out of your misery.

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We're thrilled, aren't we? Yeah, but...
I'm so pleased.

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Well, goodbye for now.

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Bye. Bye -bye.

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See ya.

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Oh, thank God for that. I couldn't have
kept that smile up for a second longer.

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It was like being in an episode of
Friends.

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We're here for you.

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No, no, no. It's more like a Twilight
Zone film. You know, the dickly family

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horror. I've been waiting to fart for 15
minutes.

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Like you never do it, Miss Flatulent. I
do not.

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Yeah, you do. You just do it quietly,
then blame it on Harry. Mum!

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Be quiet or I'll kill you both. Where's
the air freshener? Doesn't your gallon

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of cheapo perking drown it out? It's
CK1.

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Smells more like WD -40.

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Nobody said anything to me about
investigating our family backgrounds.

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And what was this for?

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Well, I thought it might make me look
more fatherly.

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Oh!

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I'm trying to make...

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Sit for humans.

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You never worry what gets into your
college bedroom.

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Oh, David Potter, I hate you!

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Stop it! Stop it! Yeah, well, they can
just keep their big noses out of my

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family background because... No!

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Sorry,

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I forgot to say it earlier.

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When we were investigating your family
background, something came up. Oh?

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When we...

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To your uncle.

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He asked if we'd give you his number.

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Dad doesn't have an uncle.

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His dad had a sister, Auntie Ruby.

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Her and her husband brought Dad up. Oh,
yes, that's right.

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But this is your mother's brother.

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I'm afraid we couldn't trace your
mother.

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No, we don't talk about her.

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We think she went abroad.

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Thank you.

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Well, I'll see you bright and early.

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I'm sure they didn't mean to pry.

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They just check as a matter of course.

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Oh, Harry!

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Who do you think you're fooling?

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He's not here.

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I think you'd better find him.

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Don't want him getting out loose again.

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Oh, right.

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I'll do downstairs.

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Harry? You outside?

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Never even knew I had an uncle.

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Well, you have.

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Shall we give him a ring?

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No.

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Well, obviously he wants you to.

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Yeah, well, why didn't he ring me? I
mean, he's only had for 40 years.

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Did your mum ever mention anything about
her brother?

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Well, how would I know? I was three when
she left.

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Well, that'll be it, then.

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Probably didn't know where you were.

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Yeah, I suppose so.

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Just do us a favour, will you? Put it
somewhere else, you know?

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Oh, maybe I'll give it a ring this time.

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Is this his name?

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Who knows?

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What is it, Croatian or something?

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Bill, can you just put it away
somewhere, yeah?

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Right.

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All right, I can see you're not going to
stop nagging until I do ring it.

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Perhaps now I can get a bit of peace.

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No reply.

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Should have known.

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Look, just leave me alone, yeah? I'll be
all right.

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Oh!

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I am Death, the destroyer of worlds.

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I think it's for you.

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Eh?

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Who's in there?

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Carol Haldeman. She's in everything.

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Oh, ha, ha, ha.

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You said I could borrow the van to get
to Shoreditch. Yeah, but I didn't know

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you were going to be driving around
dressed up like that. What are you

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I'm going round old people's homes,
touting for business.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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You're always on about Halloween.

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What's up with you tonight?

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Oh, nothing here.

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Thanks. Make sure you're back by
midnight.

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Why? What happens then?

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You change back into a short -arsed
plumber's mate.

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I have got a scythe, you know. Yes, have
a...

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He's down in the cellar in the corner
behind a box. He just won't come out.

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Look, just let me do it.

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Harry!

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Squeaky nun!

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Shall I get out, Mr Floppy? That usually
works for me.

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It's no good.

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You won't budge.

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He looked as if he might come out, but
when you shouted, he went back. Me?

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Have you frightened him somehow? No.

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Ben,

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that was your uncle's home help. They
dialed 1471.

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Home help?

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He's not in the best of health.

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Oh? She said it might be wise to come as
soon as possible.

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Why?

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I've been waiting for a new distributor
cab to arrive from Detroit.

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Oh, wonderful.

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Well, I've managed to get a minicab. It
wasn't easy on Halloween.

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Right.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing.

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Why does hair grow everywhere except
where you want it to? You look fine, I

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you. It's even sprouting out of my ears
now.

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I don't care what you look like. I
suppose not.

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You need a coat. It's still pouring
down.

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I said it was going to be fine.

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It'll be here any minute.

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All right, I'm ready.

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Hello. Are you off?

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Yeah. Keith will be wondering where I've
got to.

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I can just make it back for the evening.

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Thanks for coming back for that. Ah,
that's all right.

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We want them to think we're OK, don't
we?

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Bye, Dad.

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Bye. What is it? Halloween disco?

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That's right. A disco.

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And I'll be going with John Travolta and
two of the Bee Gees.

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Give me five minutes alone with Keith
and I can make him sing in that voice.

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Have a nice time.

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Thanks.

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Um, do you have a nice time too?

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Well, you know what I mean.

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Bye then. Bye.

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Oh, that'll be the cab. Will you tell
him we're coming?

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Will do.

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Come on then.

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Bill, I'm not sure about this. I mean, I
hardly know the bloke.

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He's your uncle.

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Yeah, but... What?

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Well, why did that social worker say
she'd have to come back? I mean, what

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they found out about me?

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You heard her. She's just waiting for
final confirmation.

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Yeah, but what do they know that we
don't? Nothing.

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Oh,

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I don't know.

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I know nothing about him, you know.

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I mean, he could be... anything.

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Perhaps we'd better just leave it, eh?
Oh, for goodness sake, stop being so

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I mean, what is there to be afraid of?

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What number was it again?

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Er... 400.

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This is it.

180
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Oh, good.

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00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,440
I was dreading it being somewhere really
depressing.

182
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Well, aren't you going to drive us to
the door?

183
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The gates are padlocked.

184
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How much is that?

185
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£19 .40.

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Here you are.

187
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Sorry, I've got a fare in ten minutes.

188
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Yes, but... Oh, no!

189
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Shall we just go home?

190
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No!

191
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There's a house just up here. Must be
the keeper's coffee. Come on and we'll

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get... Don't!

193
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Why do they always say that?

194
00:11:08,341 --> 00:11:15,509
Keeper's house? That's right. You'll be
the people who've come to see him.

195
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:16,590
The cemetery keeper?

196
00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:20,050
Is it you I spoke to on the phone? Yes,
come in.

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Oh, right. Thanks.

198
00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:23,650
Oh, do take off your coats.

199
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Right, thanks.

200
00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:26,520
Oh.

201
00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:28,690
You're the nephew, aren't you?

202
00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:30,189
How did you know?

203
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,249
Well, I've seen your picture often
enough.

204
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,990
Picture? Yes, it's that.

205
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Oh.

206
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:43,869
Did you know they found him undressed in
the middle of the cemetery in the

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pouring rain?

208
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:48,760
Quite honestly, it's lucky he didn't
catch his death running a fever of 102.

209
00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:52,650
Still, I think we've caught the
bronchitis in time. Now, I've put him to

210
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He's not had his pill yet. And the night
nest will be here in a little while.

211
00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:56,769
Where are you going?

212
00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:58,969
On to the next one. I've got three more
to undress.

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Yeah, but... I'll be thrilled to see
you.

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Bye, then.

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00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,060
Bye.

216
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,780
Must like Alsatians. I suppose he's got
one.

217
00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:17,070
No, if he had it, it'd probably be a
throat spiner. Oh, stop it.

218
00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:53,539
Why are we whispering?

219
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Well, we don't want to scare the life
out of him. Oh, heaven forbid.

220
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,460
Go and open the curtains.

221
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,330
Why?

222
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,920
Because there might be a streetlight.

223
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In the middle of a cemetery.

224
00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:08,699
Oh, right.

225
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,320
I'll do it. You go round there and wake
him up gently.

226
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All right.

227
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,220
I've terrified him. I've terrified him.
No!

228
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It's all right.

229
00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:29,730
It will come in. No, it's stopped now,
look.

230
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No!

231
00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:33,610
Look, no rain now, see?

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Nothing on my hand but the moonlight.

233
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Oh, please, no.

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Close the curtains.

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All right.

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I can't see a thing.

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Oh, hang on, I think there's a little
light here.

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There.

239
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,150
I'm his wife, Bill.

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Right, well, it was nice to meet you.
We'll be off now, then. Where are you

241
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,499
going? Well, you heard what your home
help said.

242
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,390
He needs his rest. We'll come back some
other time. Bye -bye.

243
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,530
Ben.

244
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,210
Yeah?

245
00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:17,630
Little Ben.

246
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,330
Yeah.

247
00:14:19,331 --> 00:14:21,359
I have picture.

248
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,410
I have picture.

249
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,080
Oh, is this what you mean?

250
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,460
Big Ben now.

251
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,920
Insulted by a fever -crazed geriatric.
Shush.

252
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,040
Oh, look what you've done.

253
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,350
Please, please.

254
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,580
This is what you want?

255
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,810
You want this?

256
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:47,180
All right. Better now.

257
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:49,990
Ben.

258
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,270
Come here.

259
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:54,750
He's not going to grab me again, is he?
Go on.

260
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,960
I am your uncle.

261
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,950
Lon.

262
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,010
Uncle Lon.

263
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,030
Hello.

264
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,400
You have the eyes of your mother.

265
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,860
Where is she? Is she still alive?

266
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,210
I don't know.

267
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,140
I have not seen her for very long.

268
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,670
Me neither.

269
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:22,260
Something to give you very important.

270
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:26,320
Oh, yeah? You must know your history.
Know everything.

271
00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:27,899
What do you mean, history?

272
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,980
Open the box.

273
00:15:29,619 --> 00:15:30,669
Open the box.

274
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,140
I'd rather take the money.

275
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:33,480
The box!

276
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,040
What box? The box, box!

277
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,690
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right.
I think we got the box.

278
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,220
Pass down to the male of the family.

279
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:51,180
Time for you to know. I think he means
this.

280
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,220
Yeah? Uncle Lon, is this the box?

281
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,050
Uncle Lon?

282
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:56,310
Uncle Lon?

283
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,310
No, he's just dropped off. Uncle Lon!

284
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,530
Wake up! Uncle Lon! Hello?

285
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:04,850
Is this the book?

286
00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:07,860
It's locked.

287
00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:09,380
Wake up!

288
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,110
Did you give him one of these?

289
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,930
Yes, he seemed to want one. Why?

290
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,310
There is sleeping pills.

291
00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:19,930
What? There he's out for the count,
isn't he? Oh, no. Uncle Lon, I'm sorry.

292
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:25,089
Great. I'll finally find someone who can
tell me about my past and you drug him

293
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:26,170
up. I didn't mean...

294
00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:29,980
Now we've got to sit here watching him
snore until the nurse comes.

295
00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:32,849
Well, that's all right, isn't it? He
probably knows you're here.

296
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,650
I expect it'll help him to get better.

297
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,990
When he does, he can tell us properly.

298
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,230
Hmm. I suppose.

299
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:41,720
Is it still raining?

300
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:44,620
Ah, stop now. That wind's blown all them
clouds away.

301
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:47,490
Oh, dear me.

302
00:16:47,491 --> 00:16:51,429
And to think I was worried about air
spreading out my ears.

303
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:52,480
Stop it!

304
00:16:52,481 --> 00:16:55,069
Do you think I'm going to end up looking
like him?

305
00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:56,830
Why should you? Well, it's my uncle.

306
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,450
I don't look like my uncle.

307
00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:00,130
You look like your Aunt Annie.

308
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,010
I don't. You do.

309
00:17:02,011 --> 00:17:03,329
She's a hag.

310
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:07,230
You don't look the same. You just look
like she would have done at your age.

311
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:09,020
Oh.

312
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,630
Good. You will look like her eventually,
obviously.

313
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,040
Oh, thank you.

314
00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:17,820
Well, it's inevitable, isn't it? It's
passed down through the family.

315
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:19,840
That's what he said.

316
00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:24,470
Yes, but he didn't mean anything like
that. No, he said, passed down...

317
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:29,880
Through the males in the family. Oh, my
God, I'm a haemophiliac. No, you're not.

318
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,040
You'd know by now.

319
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,530
Why? What is it?

320
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:36,900
It's something you've never had or
likely to get.

321
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,060
You can't stop bleeding.

322
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:44,520
I am a heavy bleeder! You're a silly
one. It's nothing like that. Calm down.

323
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,220
What could it be, then?

324
00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,000
Well, probably just heart disease.

325
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,099
Heart disease?

326
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,139
Yeah. Lots of people have it in their
families. If you had it, you'd want to

327
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,880
know about it. No, I wouldn't.

328
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,040
Well, what else can he have meant?

329
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:56,979
I don't know.

330
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,180
Oh, that'll be the nurse.

331
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:05,430
Ah!

332
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:07,890
Hello.

333
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,979
Run now. David caught me as I was coming
in. He said you might be needing a lift

334
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,540
back. Thank goodness. Come in.

335
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,530
It's taken me five minutes to get up
that drive.

336
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,640
Good thing it's stopped raining.

337
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,150
Oh, how's it going?

338
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,850
The uncle's asleep for the night. We've
got to wait for the nurse.

339
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,930
That can't look good on the other side
of the wall.

340
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,950
What are you doing?

341
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,530
Forcing this open.

342
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,200
Stop it!

343
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,540
Don't you see? It's all in the box.

344
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,439
What is?

345
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:45,059
What Uncle Long got me here for tonight.
What he wanted to warn me about. The

346
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,800
curse of the porters.

347
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,879
He didn't say anything about a curse.
Yes, he did. And look what happened to

348
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,719
him. He ended up naked in the cemetery
in the middle of the night. He had an

349
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:59,279
infection. He was delirious. No, it
wasn't. It was the curse. He said so. I

350
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,339
don't want to hear any more about this
nonsense.

351
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,780
What did he say the curse was?

352
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,180
There is no curse. That's not what he
said.

353
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:08,340
He said it was passed on by the males in
the family.

354
00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:09,339
What is?

355
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:10,390
We don't know.

356
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:15,479
That's all he got out before someone
slipped him a Mogadon. It was his time

357
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,559
it. Now, can we forget about this stupid
curse?

358
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,160
Ah, so you admit there is one? No, I...

359
00:19:20,161 --> 00:19:24,769
If something is passed on through the
mail, that means David could get it as

360
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:27,120
well. Shouldn't you try and find out
what it is?

361
00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:29,940
Oh.

362
00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:33,410
Oh, now will you let me open the box?

363
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:37,550
Oh, well, perhaps it wouldn't do any
harm to have a quick...

364
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,370
Thank goodness.

365
00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:01,100
Nothing but an old photograph of another
dog. Dog?

366
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,350
Yeah, look.

367
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:05,480
It's got some writing on the back.

368
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,640
Like... Lupus Humana.

369
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,100
Oh, well, there you are, Lupus. See?

370
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:16,790
No.

371
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,510
I forgot they didn't make you do Latin
at school.

372
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,740
Lupus! It's not a dog, it's a wolf.

373
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,530
And Humana?

374
00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:29,050
Well, that usually means human, but I
don't see what that's got to do with it.

375
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,220
They found him outside?

376
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:35,790
At night?

377
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,420
Naked? Yes.

378
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,820
It's passed on by the males in the
family?

379
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,890
Wolf?

380
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,430
Human?

381
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,230
Don't you see?

382
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,580
No. He's a werewolf!

383
00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:50,640
Don't be ridiculous!

384
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,860
Oh, come on, Ben! How could he be?

385
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:01,550
I'm trying to say something.

386
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:04,670
Boy. Good boy.

387
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:09,650
Probably start howling soon if we are
not careful.

388
00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:13,230
What? It's the moon that starts you off,
boy.

389
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:16,530
Uncle Don, what do you mean, what boy?

390
00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:18,040
My God.

391
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:22,890
That means I'm a werewolf too.

392
00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:25,210
No, you're not.

393
00:21:25,211 --> 00:21:26,649
Well, how do you know?

394
00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:28,150
Because there's no such thing.

395
00:21:28,151 --> 00:21:29,309
Are you sure?

396
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:30,249
Of course. I'm sure.

397
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:34,160
Then why did Uncle Lon make me draw the
curtains about against the moonlight?

398
00:21:34,161 --> 00:21:37,669
That's what starts off the changing, you
know. The light of the full moon.

399
00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:40,440
He's right, Bill. I saw the Hammer film
with Oliver Reed.

400
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,490
You went to a film with Oliver Reed?

401
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,150
No, no, he was in it.

402
00:21:44,410 --> 00:21:48,010
But it was when the moon came out that
he got all snarling and subhuman.

403
00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:51,309
Admittedly, he got like that after five
drinks anyway.

404
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,230
Yeah, but he was still quite sexy.

405
00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:55,610
I thought so too, even when he got fat.

406
00:21:55,990 --> 00:21:58,700
I quite liked him when he was fat. Will
you shut up about...

407
00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:04,359
Not unless you go out into the
moonlight. That's what happens with

408
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:08,399
He's not a werewolf. Oh, that's easy for
you to say. All right, you are a

409
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,579
werewolf. It's a terrible disease that's
passed down through the men in the

410
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,939
family. Why have you never turned into a
wolf before?

411
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:17,459
But perhaps it only happens at certain
times of the year, like the cricket

412
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:20,760
season. Yes, it only happens at special
times.

413
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,820
Well, even if this was the special
season, Ben was out in the moonlight

414
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:28,640
nothing happened. Yes, but the clouds
hit the moon then. They've gone away

415
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,320
Yes, but... Don't open the curtains, you
lady!

416
00:22:33,550 --> 00:22:36,370
He may be right, Bill. His uncle's very
hairy.

417
00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:40,630
All right, there's one thing that would
convince me.

418
00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:44,689
What? Earlier on, you stuck your hand
out of the window and said there was

419
00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:46,069
nothing on it but moonlight.

420
00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:50,529
Oh, my God, so I did. Right, let's see
your hand then. See if it's hairy, and

421
00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:57,049
it is... What is

422
00:22:57,050 --> 00:23:01,170
that? I told you, it's starting already.

423
00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:08,900
a moment.

424
00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:12,240
If I stay out of the moonlight, I should
be all right.

425
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,340
This is impossible.

426
00:23:14,210 --> 00:23:15,260
Oh, no.

427
00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:18,089
Rona, when you saw David tonight, did he
say he was going out?

428
00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:19,140
No.

429
00:23:19,141 --> 00:23:21,949
Don't worry. He said he was going to go
up to his bedroom early.

430
00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:23,930
Then look for UFOs through the skylight.

431
00:23:24,430 --> 00:23:25,480
Skylight? Oh, no!

432
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:26,720
Quick.

433
00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:28,790
We may not have much time.

434
00:23:32,030 --> 00:23:34,970
Whatever you do, nurse, keep the
curtains closed.

435
00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:36,690
We might just be in time.

436
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,210
It's ridiculous!

437
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,370
Come faster!

438
00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:40,990
How's that been up here?

439
00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:51,669
So that's everything, then. And Declan
will be joining you as soon as we can

440
00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:54,969
make arrangements. Thank you. Not at
all. I just hope you didn't find the

441
00:24:54,970 --> 00:24:56,470
too nerve -wracking. Not at all.

442
00:24:57,150 --> 00:24:58,200
Oh, no.

443
00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:00,270
Bye. Bye.

444
00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:05,730
Well, it was the mongrel from round the
corner. The woman said thanks.

445
00:25:06,290 --> 00:25:07,650
Oh, never mind, Harry.

446
00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:09,170
Not every dog's a hero.

447
00:25:09,690 --> 00:25:12,610
Fat lot of use he is, keeping stray dogs
out of the house.

448
00:25:12,810 --> 00:25:14,550
Could have saved us a lot of trouble.

449
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:19,270
And speaking of saving us trouble,
brings me to this.

450
00:25:19,271 --> 00:25:22,689
Ah, yes, well, that was just an
unavoidable misunderstanding.

451
00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:23,740
What is it? Nothing.

452
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,750
Galp gain 99.

453
00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:32,029
Maximum strength genetically engineered
hair lotion. Do not exceed the stated

454
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:37,450
amount. Always use the rubber gloves
provided to apply to the head.

455
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,520
Registration Bureau.

456
00:25:43,521 --> 00:25:46,719
Well, it looked good on the internet.
Usually you need a special prescription

457
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,559
for that stuff.

458
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,240
Because it can grow hair on your palms.

459
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,000
Well, at least we know it works.

460
00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:57,959
And your uncle's home help phone first
thing. He's feeling much better today.

461
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:58,559
Oh, is he?

462
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,880
Did she say anything else?

463
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:04,080
Yeah, she did. She said he was a
pedigree malamute breeder for 30 years.

464
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,770
Malamute? Yeah, you know, them big dogs
look like wolves.

465
00:26:07,771 --> 00:26:09,019
Winning crust.

466
00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:14,519
in 1952 with his supreme champion, Lupus
Humana, a picture of which he keeps

467
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,570
locked away.

468
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,860
A dog was what he was talking about when
he was asleep.

469
00:26:18,861 --> 00:26:21,099
Yeah, well, that's what I suspected all
along.

470
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,920
It's just some harmless old geezer.

471
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,660
Well, now's your chance to find out.

472
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:30,200
Gran, she never told me. I thought he
could tell you himself.

473
00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:32,660
Come in, Uncle Lon, into the warmth.

474
00:26:32,661 --> 00:26:36,579
Don't worry, we'll get him back safely.
Gran, when he woke up this morning, he

475
00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:37,619
was so happy.

476
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:38,670
Bye. Bye.

477
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,960
This is for you.

478
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:46,719
What is it? The real box he was trying
to tell you about last night. The one

479
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,079
that's passed down through the mails of
the family.

480
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,040
Now you will find out your history.

481
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,160
Go on, open it.

482
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,020
Hold on. Yes, you can.

483
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,300
Look. Oh, look.

484
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,770
Here's me.

485
00:27:07,790 --> 00:27:14,090
And there's me with your... There's me
with your other grandma.

486
00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:17,130
Never seen her before.

487
00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:19,680
She looks nice.

488
00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:24,890
Yes, she is with... Great -grandma and
grandpa.

489
00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:27,870
Never even heard of them.

490
00:27:28,270 --> 00:27:29,570
Oh, look at them.

491
00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:33,430
So now you know. There's no horrible
secrets in your family.

492
00:27:33,730 --> 00:27:36,080
Just a lot of people you haven't got to
know yet.

493
00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:39,030
Thanks, Uncle.

494
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,770
And I'm sorry I haven't seen you for so
long.

495
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:44,380
Are you going to kiss me?

496
00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:47,350
No.

497
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,340
Good, I hardly know you.

498
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:55,060
So now when Declan comes, you can show
him your mum as well.

499
00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:58,000
Yeah. Oh, look, here's some more. Look.

500
00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:01,110
Oh, look, here she is with some old
geezers.

501
00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:04,450
Here she is with some old biddies. Uncle
Lon's right.

502
00:28:05,230 --> 00:28:07,520
I am going to find out about my family
history.

503
00:28:07,590 --> 00:28:08,640
Yes!

504
00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,180
Oh, look.

505
00:28:10,550 --> 00:28:12,410
There she is with the rabbi.

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The rabbi?

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